Owen ‘‘absolutely definitely not an anti-semitic weirdo obsessed with Jews’’ Jones

Well, well, Owen Jones, the Guardian's little pet project, who's never met an enemy of Britain or the West he couldn't root for. Your real talent? Spinning every global shitstorm into an excuse to vomit your hatred for Israel. Since October 7, you've been on your own little holy war against the Jewish state. Scroll through your X account, you sanctimonious prick - it's nothing but an Israel hate-fest. Yemen? Crickets. Uyghurs? Silence. Ethiopia? Nada. But Israel? Oh, it's your daily obsession - Israel, Israel, Israel. How predictable.

You insist you're not an antisemite? Please, spare us the bullshit. You're just here to "save" us from those conniving, baby-killing Zionists who, in your warped mind, control everything. You've even given your little hate parade a name: "BattleLines." Jews are fine, you say, as long as they denounce Israel. How very generous of you.

This isn't some new phase for you, Jones. You've been at this crap since the early 2000s, polluting Wikipedia with your intifada propaganda. Your obsession's only grown. Myanmar, Syria? Who cares when you've got Israel to bash?

You, Owen, the so-called anti-fascist, are the epitome of moral posturing. You're like Tom Lehrer's "folk song army" - "We are the folk song army, Every one of us cares, We all hate poverty, war, and injustice, Unlike the rest of you squares." But while you're busy singing about how much you care, you ignore the rest of the world's atrocities. Your relentless Israel-bashing is a gift wrapped in irony for fascists, neo-Nazis, and antisemites. They don't need to lift a finger; you're doing their work for them, all while claiming you're fighting the good fight. What a fucking hypocrite.

Your X feed? It's a greatest hits album of repackaged Jewish blood libels masquerading as anti-Zionism. Antisemitism changes its outfit but not its essence. You'll jump on any anti-Israel lie, no matter how ridiculous. Your followers, your echo chamber of zealots, they cheer you on, mistaking your propaganda for journalism.

"BattleLines" isn't about human rights; it's about erasing Israel. You're silent on the Taliban's misogyny or Sudan's refugee crisis - because, oh wait, no Zionists there.

You claim you're not an antisemite, Owen, but your obsession with one country screams otherwise. Your words fuel hate, standing for nothing but selective outrage and pure venom.

You, the "anti-fascist," spend your days attacking the only Jewish state. You're no fascist, just their useful fucking idiot. Thanks, Owen. The real fascists appreciate your help.